Some of you might think I’m referencing what my father looked like in 1982, but actually this is a partial quote from my favorite character in Napoleon Dynamite.
Uncle Rico: Back in ’82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Kip: Are you serious?
Uncle Rico: I’m dead serious.
I was thinking the stache was Kip-like, but Tam was good enough to contradict me in favor of Uncle Rico. Bless her. At least she doesn’t think I’m livin’ too much in 82.